Classic Murder Mystery

You are invited to die—

I mean dine, of course

At this creepy—

Lovely house in the middle of nowhere

With a host, you’ve never met

Who’s sure to die—

Who’s sure to be there, I mean

And five other strangers

With mysterious pasts

That are sure to be bloody—

Colorful, sure to be colorful

Accommodations are available

For you to rest in pieces—

In peace, I mean

For this lovely weekend

Please RSVP with the name of your next of kin—

Coffin size—

Preferred method of death—

I mean, allergies

To tell the cook

To (ensure) avoid poisoning

-Kel Dayheart

 

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