You are invited to die—
I mean dine, of course
At this creepy—
Lovely house in the middle of nowhere
With a host, you’ve never met
Who’s sure to die—
Who’s sure to be there, I mean
And five other strangers
With mysterious pasts
That are sure to be bloody—
Colorful, sure to be colorful
Accommodations are available
For you to rest in pieces—
In peace, I mean
For this lovely weekend
Please RSVP with the name of your next of kin—
Coffin size—
Preferred method of death—
I mean, allergies
To tell the cook
To (ensure) avoid poisoning
-Kel Dayheart
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