They giggle in gaggles In ditsy disarray Regarding rude rumors As a babbling badge Of juvenile juniors -Kel Dayheart
Blackout #119
So how's life in the south? Everything's hunky-dory.
For a Life of Crime
First Rule: Always have an escape route Second Rule: Assume your first plan will fail Third Rule: Always have a back up plan, or five Fourth Rule: Only trust what you can see Fifth Rule: Assume the worst of everyone -Kel Dayheart
Tipping Towards Tipsy
Drunken rambles Interrupted sporadically By insane giggling That makes no sense To anyone but The one who says them -Kel Dayheart
Candid
Baby, sometimes You are so blunt It is almost Offensive But at least I'm never Second guessing Your intentions -Kel Dayheart
Hit and Run
Did you catch That licence plate Of the bus That ran me down Or was it not Registered because I would like To register my complaint -Kel Dayheart
Alcoholic Content
Whatever you do My dear Do not Bruise the gin -Kel Dayheart
Laughing Gas
The circus has had a mutiny No more ringleader The clowns have taken over -Kel Dayheart
Quote of the Week #26
"There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor." -Charles Dickens Simple but true! Hope everyone is having a good holiday and ready to ring in the new year! -Kel Dayheart
Last Life
You have used Eight of your nine lives
Fragment of a Figment 